Things that you always assume you have in the house, but can never find when you need them…
- Paper clips (Grrrr… long story.)
- Shoe polish (I remember having to clean all the families shoes every Sunday afternoon or there was no pocket money – I think that’s why now ‘ll only clean them If I really have to – it’s much easier to just pop into town and buy a new pair!)
- A long tape measure (Mr Shopkeeper, could I have a length of earth cable that’s 14 times as long as my shoe please.)
- All receipts, guarentees, warantees, instruction manuals and any scraps of paper with important phone numbers written on them.